For the umpteenth time, STOP QUESTIONING WHETHER THE BABY IS A BOY OR GIRL!!
It is absolutely frustrating to entertain people who are in no way contributing to my wellbeing, or the baby’s for that matter, all these silly incessant queries like “Boy or girl huh?”, “You know gender already or not?”. SERIOUSLY, do you think I would not tell if I already knew? I would probably have report the latest finding via MSN nick and blog, but since now almost everyone not closely affiliated with my life is bugging me about it, I might just be a cunt and keep the news strictly within my own social circle.
To the women, do yourself a favour and go read up on the topic of pregnancy, irregardless of whether you ever intend to breed your own spawn. I think it would save your girlfriends a lot of frustration, especially if you’re going to grill them non-stop about the baby’s gender from the day they miss their period til the day the doctor actually manages to spot visible genitalia.
It is actually overwhelming to find out how many women actually have no idea how pregnancy functions. Some of them actually REALLY think that you will know your baby’s gender from the first time you visit the obstetrician. I think all the documentaries have failed their educational purpose.
Surprisingly, the people I am closer to do not actually keep asking me this same question. I wonder why that is so, since I would be much more tolerant of friends and family than of mere acquaintances.
So, for the UMPTEENTH TIME, STOP ASKING. I will tell when I find out. Or else I might just combust internally and kill myself from the sheer frustration.