preventing further damage

Towels just don’t do the trick anymore. Not even when they’re doubled up.

And we’re both quite sick of sleeping on a mattress with a wet spot of such epic proportions for the rest of the night.

I’m sorry, but it really ain’t my fault for being a squirter. If anyone’s to blame, it should be him.

I’ve been trying to email my order (because international orders can’t be done via the online webform) of this item to The Liberator, but the mail keeps getting bounced back with the error message of “mailbox not available”. 😕 That can’t be a good thing.

On the other hand, I’ve found another product that we could possibly order (from the U.S of A as well), but until then, we’ll really really REALLY need to get a waterproof mattress protector.

Anyone knows where we can get a Queen-sized one?

All that we’ve ever seen are absorbent cotton ones, which really isn’t a good thing since the moisture collected would just stay cold under our arses and fester into a mouldy wet spot eventually…

Please!! HELP!!!

Why is it that local sex stores just don’t sell waterproof sheets?! Is it because local chicks don’t squirt during sex?? I would hardly believe it, because I personally know of a few who could probably rival the wet spot I create… *eyes a couple of women reading this* snigger

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2 thoughts on “preventing further damage

  1. Hello Shelly!

    i was here. i finally left a tag after reading for like 248736579years. HAHAH!

    shell says: Fwah. Finally lor. After how many years??

  2. erm…*cough*…..sex.does.wonders.to.the.souls.and.can.chase.away.the.blues……

    =))

    shell says: Hahaha. I know! If only it came in regular doses…

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