- Sex – virgins need not apply
- Sleep – sweet sweet dreamless dozing
- Shopping – every woman adores it (to some extent)
- Sales – the only thing better than shopping… Cheaper shopping!
- Sushi – yum
- Sashimi – uber yum
- Spouse (only if they are good to begin with lah) – free hugs, kisses, presents, etc…
- Salaries – the thing that drives you to work for the whole month
- Slacking – the exact opposite of the above
- Smiles – brightens up everyone’s day!
Any more you can add to the list?