I’m just going to plonk everything I want – whether it can be bought or not – into this list.
- Hypnobirthing Package (5 classes)
- HOTmilk (in every single fookin’ design they have in bra size 38C, undies/chemises/camisoles size XL)
- Nintendo Wii + Guitar Hero + Rock Band
- Money, money and more money – so that I can buy all the crap I want
- Mustela Specific Support Bust cream
- Pregnancy Pillow – the one I wanted seems to be out of production liao 😦
- Maternity panties – because I swear my non-preggy panties are trying to murder my ass
- Maternity sleepwear (why are they always so fucking ex)
- Maternity tees that don’t cost a bomb so I can wear them at home
- Pedicure package – because soon I won’t be able to reach my toes
- A pair of flat heeled black leather boots
- Pretty sandals cos I can’t be arsed to wear shoes (let alone heels) nowadays
- Pregnant Pampering – spa, massage, facial, the works.
- Flickr Pro account Paid for it myself with my Paypal balance.
- To NOT feel like a piece of crap everyday
- Baby come out zhun zhun 39 weeks (pls don’t torture me longer than that)
- Joshua guai guai forever and ever
- Joshua fasterly master potty training
- Joshua (puhleaseeeee) start talking soon
- Joshua stop asking to share my food – that monkey stole my sashimi
- GROW STUPID HAIR, GROW!
- I want to feel glowy and pregnant, not crappy and pregnant.
I swear I will close factory after this one comes out.
Meanwhile, as inspired by Yunz, you can donate to the “Get Shelly A Wii” Fund to POSB savings 137-19583-6. Thank yew bery much.