Joshua has still not gotten over his fascination with crabs (and other crustaceans like lobsters), and while reading a book on seafood underwater creatures last night, he asked if I could buy him a crab.
Me: “What do you want to do with the crab?”
Josh: “Friends. Can sayang. Then I smack the crab.”
Me: “The crab will pinch you with its pincers if you smack it! It’ll be very painful!”
Josh: “Then I eat it!”
Personally, I’d rather eat it right from the start.