After two consecutive nights of vomiting halfway during his sleep, I decided to grill Josh on exactly how much candy he had been consuming behind my back.
“I only eat ONE candy. Miss Kavita [his form teacher] give me.”
“Then did Ah Ma give you any candy?!”
“Yes. I eat ONE candy only. Mommy say can only eat ONE CANDY.”
“Joshua… Miss Kavita give one, and Ah Ma give one, total is TWO. Can you see my fingers?? TWO!!”
“Oh. Two ah. Ok. Next time I eat one only.”
Total facepalm moment. MATH FAIL.